With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much
information and wisdom in our heads that
when there is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!
Enjoy your weekend, it's the perfect time to celebrate being "You"
Big Hugs~Elizabeth~
HA HA HA love this. And here I thought I had cadbury`s curves. xx
ReplyDeleteyou've just made my day!
ReplyDeleteOh I love this!! I think I'll print it out and hang it on the bathroom mirror, and the bedroom mirror, and the fridge and....lol!!
ReplyDeletethanks Elizabeth for some great wisdom!
;)
Elizabeth,
ReplyDeleteNow I know why??? lol I heard it is padding, so when we fall, we won't hurt ourselves :)
xo
Robin
I love that...
ReplyDeleteA friend sent it the other day and I laughed my head off then too!
Makes perfect sense to me!
xoxo~Kathy @
Sweet Up-North Mornings...
Happy Sunday !
Amen! heeheehee! I love being a 'girl'! Thanks for the words of wisdom! ♥
ReplyDeleteI definitely agree!
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Claudia
LOL...thank you for the morning laugh!
ReplyDeleteAmen sister! I must be very smart then. Certainly made my day too.
ReplyDeleteMelinda
Ha! How TRUE!!!!
ReplyDeleteTeacup Lane (Sandy)
Wow - I feel bloody brilliant!
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny. I love it. You are such a sweet heart.
ReplyDeleteLOve ya,Debbie
Now, that is funny. i needed that laugh.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your comment on Jeff. He read it and it certainly meant a lot to him (me too).
I will keep your nephew and his family in my prayers.
big hugs,
Barb
Love, love, love it. I'm going to have to keep that as a reminder. So cute.
ReplyDeleteI love that, lol and I totally agree!! Thanks so much for stopping by and leaving your sweet comment for me, I really do appreciate them (;
ReplyDeleteHugs~Kelly
Thats great. Where are you moving to?? Not fun.
ReplyDeleteHi Elizabeth,
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for you well wishes and prayers for my mom. They mean a lot.
Looks like you had a wonderful Easter. And I'm so excited to hear about (and see) the new place. Good luck with all the packing. : )
M.L.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......so THAT explains it! I'm feeling so much better now! :-)
ReplyDeleteHuggies,
Spencer
:)
ReplyDeleteBig hugs for sharing this wonderful news!!!
LOL! Great post! I must print this one out to!!!
ReplyDelete... & I wondered where all the brains were! Looks good to me!, now to convince DH & Dr. that this is the case ... chuckle!
ReplyDeleteYou are too cute!
Have a beautiful week.
TTFN ~ Hugs of love, Marydon
Oh I hear ya! Too cute!
ReplyDeleteHave a perfect day, dear Lizzy!
cielo
Elizabeth,
ReplyDeleteI am not sure I knew you were moving? Far away??? What a big job. This will be a big job when we sell, as we have so much "stuff" that we had to run the B&B.
xo
Robin
Hi, Elizabeth...I just received (via Kim at Daisy cottage) the heart you made for me! Thank you so much - it is so "me" - I LOVE polka dots especially red/white and blue gingham - it looks like it was made just for my kitchen! :) The crochet part looks like my vintage red/white potholders, too! And, so soft!
ReplyDeleteI want to thank you for also making a heart for Jack and to everyone who took the time to make and send one. I wasn't even sure if it was a good idea, but late that night after reading about him & his dear wife on Kim's blog I, too was so touched & compelled to reach out...and so started stitching a heart - something that I love to do, needlework, with pieces of fabric that I love, thinking of how we are all bits and pieces of a mysterious puzzle called LIFE...to show him in a way that their love touched us and always will...that Tabatha's spirit was reaching out to show him that he isn't alone...I only followed that feeling and I am so glad I did. I don't have a blog but like so many people have been inspired & connected when things feel so hopeless or out of control in our personal lives. I don't believe I've ever been to your blog before but I will definitely visit again (okay, wow, I saw the vintage red/white Chevy and have to tell you that I adore vintage cars, too!)
Thank you again & I love the cutest card with polka dots! :)
tammy
Ha, that is funny!
ReplyDeleteCute!
ReplyDeleteThanks for your sweet comment.
Carolyn
Oh yeah, love this and I think I believe it!!!
ReplyDelete**Enormously** cultured! LOL!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteWhere are you moving to?
That is tooooo Funny I love it!! I need to print that one out
ReplyDeletethanks so much for stopping by my blog.
LOL! I love your way of thinking! I must be a genius!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you for your very sweet comments on my blog,
Marcia
Hi Elizabeth...I'm back!!!
ReplyDeleteBeen missing you...
You must be in the middle of your move I imagine....
Hope your having fun.
xoxo~Kathy @
Sweet Up-North Mornings...
I'm really smart! hahah. Great post. Thanks for stopping by mine and leaving such a lovely comment. Good luck with your move! Sounds like you are going to have fun painting and decorating the new family room. Hardwood floors do make a big difference. I think you will like Hilton Head Cream from BM, I also am loving Monroe Bisque too. It's an historical color from BM. Less yellow. Have fun!
ReplyDeleteHi Elizabeth! That's my middlename. Anyhoo, thank's for entering my giveaway. I do live very close to you in Huntington Beach. Your post is too funny and I think I should try to put it up somwhere at my gym! Take care, Mary@Boogieboard Cottage
ReplyDeletethanks Elizabeth for some great wisdom!
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